Introduction
It makes me sad when I know exactly what items comprise your wardrobe. Not because I’m an obsessive stalker (wait, that’s a lie), but because you insist on wearing the same fucking garments several...
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1st ComMANdment: Thou Shalt Not Wear Mandals
Mandals. The word is basically synonymous with “dealbreaker.” Seriously, what this really comes down to is that man-feet are flat-out gross. No one wants to be forced to look at them. So just COVER...
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Prom: Keepin' It Klassy
I love prama.* But just as important as whom you ask is what you wear. Guys probably think that this doesn’t apply to them, but they should actually pay careful attention. Because on prom night most...
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2nd ComMANdment: Thou shalt only wear pants (and shorts)
Over in the Hague, they've just put away a couple of Serbian war criminals, and now they're putting the man-skirt on trial for crimes against humanity.I really didn't want to have to make this a...
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Summer Style, Part Un
Who doesn't love summer? The parties, the sweet summer flings, those warm, hazy, drunken summer nights, or, if you're me, going to the library and checking out a ton of books because you made an...
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3rd ComMANdment: Thou shalt not go shorter than short sleeves
It distresses me that this blog is less a celebration of beautiful clothes and adventurous style, and more me yelling at people for doing stupid shit. I don't want it to have to be this way. It's not...
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Reflections on MANke-up
So today I had some deep thoughts on gender inequality. That's right. We are all about serious issues affecting society over here! Anyway, I was slathering my face with its daily make-up mask (so as...
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High Fashion Hijinks: Runway Rundown Spring 2011, Part Un
Fashion week for spring 2011 menswear collections wrapped up recently so let's take a look at what went down the runways in Paris and Milan! This stuff is important, you guys! You kids today just don't...
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High Fashion Hijinks: Runway Rundown Spring 2011, Part Deux
More delightful looks from the various shit-shows!Romain Kremer: That old ho Burt better watch the fuck out, because there's a new bee-keeping bitch in town, and he's showing everyone how it's done....
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Wardrobe Basics: Jeans
With the exception of a few forays into the land of shorts in the summer months, if you're a guy, you wear pants all the time (At least I hope so. We already went over the whole man-skirt fiasco. And...
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A List of Some Random Shit I Hate
This is only a list of things I hate within the man-style category. If it were a list of things I hate in general, it would be so long it would probably break the internet or something. Because I am...
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High Fashion Hijinks: Spring 2011 Runway Rundown, Part Trois
You don't even need me, really. The pictures kind of speak for themselves. Alexis Mabille:This looks like what would happen if one of the lost boys was like "fuck this shit" once Wendy showed up and...
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Keeping Warm While Looking Cool (The original title was "Fall" into Something...
It's that time of year again: A sharp wind chills you to the bone when you step outside, you can see your breath in the air, you can't get out of bed to face the cold without a warming sip of gin first...
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Designers Are Why Drug Lords Are So Rich: Paris Spring 2011 Runway Rundown,...
I'm sure that the two people who read this (that is, me and my cat) are like, "Whaaaaaat? This is supposed to be a blog about man style! Why are you talking about lady clothes? I want an analysis of...
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Please Tell Me You're Joking: Spring 2011 Runway Rundown, Part Deux
Don't worry, we'll get back to making fun of man clothes soon (as if you actually care. Well, my cat, noted connoisseur of man-style Mr. Pickles, was starting to fret.). But meanwhile, here's another...
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Man Fashion Crime of the Month: Seriously, W magazine?
Really? You really thought this was in any way a good idea? Good God, this is as ugly as homemade sin. This gentleman is apparently named Garrett Hedlund (his name sounds like a viking who models...
View ArticleLet's Make 2011 the Year We Banish Ugliness
It's New Year's Day, you've just hauled yourself out of bed with a splitting headache after a night of wild debauchery (or in my world, drinking sparkling cider in a champagne glass with your teddybear...
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Menswear Fall 2011 Runway Rundown: The Madness
Men's Fashion Week just wrapped up you guys! I didn't even realize it was going on because I was in a state of drunken oblivion! Worst style blogger ever? Pretty much. Anyway it turns out that the...
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Our First Style Icon
So I haven't updated this in a while because it turns out I prefer having a life sitting around all day watching soap operas in my pajamas. But whatever, it's not like this is my job and not even my...
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We're on some new shit now! Find us at http://uglinessisacrime.wordpress.com
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